Learning to navigate this world can be a challenge to say the least. Here are recommendations from kids that might help!
Rules for Kids:
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
Don’t sneeze in front of mom when you’re eating crackers.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Permanent markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
Never try to baptize a cat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.
The toilet is not the entrance to fish heaven.
Don’t hide your brother’s marble in your nose.
Your parents will not be happy you saved them the trouble of taking you for a haircut.
When you find yourself in a warm spot in the pool, swim away fast.
Cats do not like hugs.
Hiding the underwear you accidentally pooped in will do no good. Moms have really good noses.
Don’t wear your soccer cleats on your parents’ waterbed.
Your underwear is not a good place to hide a frog.